I got nine lives
Usin’ every one of them and runnin’ wild
one time my friend was walking and she needed to cross the street and a guy stopped for her and rolled down his window and she was like “oh god here it comes” and didnt look just kept walking and he yelled “i like your shirt, kid!” and she looked down at her mcr shirt and back up at the guy to say thanks and frank fucking iero was in the drivers seat of that car laughing his ass off
I’m practicing a Latin recitation and my sister walks in and asks “when will you be done with your satanic ritual?”
you can cling to six decades of deep-seated homophobia, or give it up
The first Crowley scene, that tells everything about him.
also, bravo to Supernatural for sticking to their already established canon instead of making up some excuse for Crowley to shake his hand
If Sirius had lived to HBP, I’m pretty sure it would have gone something like this:
Dumbledore: Okay so I’m going to take your underage godson on a dangerous, possibly deadly mission to destroy Voldemort’s soul.
Sirius: *Bursts into castle, slings Harry over his shoulder*
Sirius: THIS IS A WHOLE BUNCH OF NOPE, HARRY-JAMES. WE’RE GOING TO SWITZERLAND. TIME TO LEARN GERMAN OR W/E.
I’ve always liked jellyfish, even tho they can be scary as hell sometimes.
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY